enjoy because i didnt (it was on the lowest possible heat)
by angelstatue
26 Comments
fatbitchesloveto69
Dairy milk is already a liquid, how can you melt it?
Stubee1988
You got water into the chocolate somehow and it seized it
Stapityou
I need more information as to why? And what were you trying to accomplish?
lockednchaste
Too much heat. If the chocolate is COMPLETELY MELTED while on heat then you’ve already gone too far. Low heat until it’s partially melted then stir off heat using the residual heat in the bowl and the rest of the chocolate until melted completely.
cherlampeter
I don’t think Cadbury is popular enough in the US for most Americans to recognize that this post isn’t about literal dairy milk.
kipkiphoray
I don’t know enough about the brand of chocolate, but it kind of looks like it seized; which means a bit of water got in.
When melting chocolate always be sure that your bowl is 100% dry and larger than the pot of boiling water so that the steam doesn’t get to the chocolate. Even one drop of water will ruin melting chocolate – it’s very annoying.
YchYFi
I’d still eat it like that.
greatthebob38
Curry Roux
Constant-Still-8443
Looks like you’re gonna layer some bricks with that
RiddleViernes
I normally flush it
PJRama1864
Why did you poop in it?
Jimbonious_
I thought I was looking at a poop knife incident
lovemickey22
I read the title and was like ‘huh, I’ve melted dairy milk loads and it’s never happened to me’, only to read the comments from so many people who were so confused by “Dairy Milk” 😂 I took for granted that everyone would know it’s like the most well known bar of chocolate in the UK 🤣 This isn’t a dig at anyone, just genuinely made me laugh 😂😂😂
longdistancepew
Instead of the poop knife, you’re testing out the poop spatula.
That-Water-Guy
Isn’t milk, in any form, already melted?
Sinningbun
r/shitfromabutt
Ungodly_Box
Dude. How.
GentrifriesGuy
Spreading the poop
counterculture-slug
Steam condenses.
Robbie-Dobbie-Obbie
There was probably moisture in the bar and with the pot covered that moisture condensed on the cover and dripped into the chocolate. It takes very little moisture to do this.
lilacs_and_marigolds
That’s straight up r/shitfromabutt.
Mysterious_Doctor722
Aaaarrghhh I tried to make cornflake cakes with dairy milk and ended up with the same mess – glad it’s not just me! 🤣
Alko-
Kids, let me tell you the legend of 2 Girls, 1 Cup..
afrolicious_
This is a crime but I don’t know which one yet
Lordmordor666
Add water and it’ll go back to normal just have patience
bayrho
Cadbury is the norm here in Australia and I am still confused why you would call it just “dairy milk”
26 Comments
Dairy milk is already a liquid, how can you melt it?
You got water into the chocolate somehow and it seized it
I need more information as to why? And what were you trying to accomplish?
Too much heat. If the chocolate is COMPLETELY MELTED while on heat then you’ve already gone too far. Low heat until it’s partially melted then stir off heat using the residual heat in the bowl and the rest of the chocolate until melted completely.
I don’t think Cadbury is popular enough in the US for most Americans to recognize that this post isn’t about literal dairy milk.
I don’t know enough about the brand of chocolate, but it kind of looks like it seized; which means a bit of water got in.
When melting chocolate always be sure that your bowl is 100% dry and larger than the pot of boiling water so that the steam doesn’t get to the chocolate. Even one drop of water will ruin melting chocolate – it’s very annoying.
I’d still eat it like that.
Curry Roux
Looks like you’re gonna layer some bricks with that
I normally flush it
Why did you poop in it?
I thought I was looking at a poop knife incident
I read the title and was like ‘huh, I’ve melted dairy milk loads and it’s never happened to me’, only to read the comments from so many people who were so confused by “Dairy Milk” 😂 I took for granted that everyone would know it’s like the most well known bar of chocolate in the UK 🤣
This isn’t a dig at anyone, just genuinely made me laugh 😂😂😂
Instead of the poop knife, you’re testing out the poop spatula.
Isn’t milk, in any form, already melted?
r/shitfromabutt
Dude. How.
Spreading the poop
Steam condenses.
There was probably moisture in the bar and with the pot covered that moisture condensed on the cover and dripped into the chocolate. It takes very little moisture to do this.
That’s straight up r/shitfromabutt.
Aaaarrghhh I tried to make cornflake cakes with dairy milk and ended up with the same mess – glad it’s not just me! 🤣
Kids, let me tell you the legend of 2 Girls, 1 Cup..
This is a crime but I don’t know which one yet
Add water and it’ll go back to normal just have patience
Cadbury is the norm here in Australia and I am still confused why you would call it just “dairy milk”